Monday, 30 June 2008
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Forever on Top
Our slogan at AtR is 'the easiest way to stay on top, is to oppress those beneath you'. AtR keeps a strangle hold on the state institutions called 'universities' and prevents any real film experience or knowledge to be acquired though these means because if AtR is to stay the number one production company of the world, the least logical thing would be to give these children the magical beans of wisdom. If someone could just go through college and "learn" about this career then we'd find ourselves in a forrest of bean stalks and we'd have one giant... well... giant problem. The only way anyone can be a part of the pro-American monolith of film production is to be picked up ever so gracefully by the film gods here at AtR or by being one of the two annually picked 'noobs' out of the, on average, 3.8 billion applicants. If you're interested in our internship program please contact me at russell@atr.awesome.
-Russell Dyke
Head of the Employment Department
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